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A few reasons you don’t promise

I don’t promise. My kids can’t promise. Id I were you, I wouldn’t promise. if you still will do it, follow the steps below.

1. Describe how, when, where, why, what.

(Wrong: I promise. Right: I promise to clean up your room at 3:00 PM with my hands because I. lost a bet)

2. Don’t lie.

3. DONT PROMISE TO YOUR KIDS! Something’s bound to go wrong.

4. Try to limit your promises.

5. Make sure you can do your promise!

No. I don’t know about you, but I just won’t.

I will never, EVER, clean my kids’ rooms. Not in a million years. I don’t see not one positive side of that (except for the child). “Can you clean my room?” is officially banned from our household. My kids think I’m being mean, but honestly, I’m helping them. If you disagree, tell me why on comments… I might not sound like it, but I’m more open minded than you think.

5 Reasons to Stay in School.

Learning is fun.. sort of

Parents, print this out and give it to your kids. 🙂

1. You won’t annoy your parents.

2. You’ll get a good job

3.  You’ll meet (hopefully) the right friends

4. You won’t annoy your parents

5. You won’t annoy your parents