5 Reasons to Stay in School.

Learning is fun.. sort of

Parents, print this out and give it to your kids. 🙂

1. You won’t annoy your parents.

2. You’ll get a good job

3.  You’ll meet (hopefully) the right friends

4. You won’t annoy your parents

5. You won’t annoy your parents

No, you probably can’t sing.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be a singer! There are many singers how have absolutely NO TALENT but are singers! So, why not?

Is it me, or are singers singing horribly at live concerts but they sing like little angels on their album? It seems like more and more people are ditching their real voice for autotune. In case you didn’t know, autotune is a software that alters somebodies voice to make it fit the music. Take for example, Britney Spears. Have you heard Femme Fatale?! Autotune is here crutch. Personally, I think she lost her singing talent. More and more artist, like Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga are turning autotune to the max. I’m just happy we have Adele 🙂

Auttune is destroying music

You Might have an OLD MAN NAME!

I was in a store. The cashier asked me for my name, and I calmly said, “Norman Jones.” Then, out of nowhere, The child behind me, about 4 years old, laughed and said, “That’s an old man name!” His mother got extremely angry and told him that his father will hear about what he just said and to apologize to me. He started crying, and, sure enough, walked up to me and said. “Sorry sir. I’m sorry for being mean to your name and I  actually like your name.” I thought that was the cutest thing.

I looked online and actually found a city named Norman. Once, I thought about it, I actually liked the name. I remember I used to be called “Normal Norman” and “Normie” by the girls. I hated my name back then. But now I love it. How things change.

Ghost don’t scare me. People do.

Criminals can be scary

As a kid, I was never scared of ghosts, or goblins, or even vampires. At the playground, kids would hunt ghosts. Almost everybody had seen a ghost under their bed except me. One kid even  supposedly told other kids when they will be haunted at night. I could’ve cared less when I would be “haunted.” You might say, “Well, Norman, You must have lived a paranoid-free life!” Wrong.

People scared me. No, I wasn’t completely against my siblings. No, I wasn’t just scared of any old person. I was scared that evil thieves would come into my house and steal the very stuffed animal right out of my tiny hands. I grew up watching way to much news, and I just got flat out paranoid.  I would always have these nightmares about criminals breaking into my house. Call me crazy.

What were you scared of as a kid?